BossJessicaRoss

I'm a fan of: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, LOTR, Community
  • convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
  • grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
  • me: no pop, it's hunger games
  • grandpa: hunger what?
  • me: hunger GAMES
  • grandpa: hungry gays?
  • me: yes pop, yes
  • grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry

anorie:

marielikestodraw:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

drunkonstevphen:

“I’ve actually mated and had children.”

I can’t…. this man…this unbelievably magnificent man. 

All of the awards, Sir. 

Holy Batman on a Vespa that is fuckin epic shit right there.

I just started clapping. This man. <3

Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the seperation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I’m surprised he’s so popular among conservatives.

theybuildbuildings:

He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.

(Source: vladith, via anorie)

VICTORY CHEESEBURGERS

pyralspite:

kinomatika:

pyralspite:

someone just made a post about their guinea pig dying and i meant to photoreply with 

but on accident i did

holy fuck i am sorry

FUCKING LOL

That should not be funny but to be honest I am a huge fucking hockey fan and that Tuukka Rask (I think it’s Tuukka, can’t see a jersey number) with flying victory cheeseburgers is ALMOST about to become my new blog bg.

It’s Tim Thomas not Tooks

(via highb100d)

This photo was taken at a grocery store where the pen to sign for credit cards was not working. It was supposed to say, “Pen is broken,” but the letters were too close together.

(Source: ellengifs, via all-you-need-is-chocolate)

Just found out that the art program that just accepted me had 23 (or more) applicants, and only seven got in! PRAISE JESUS, ZUES, AND THE ALMIGHTY THOR. I can’t believe I got in!